Teacher:
“Can anyone give me a sentence with the word pistol in it?”
Sophie:
“My daddy is a soldier,
he wears a suit of blue,
he has a sword, a bayonet,
and he has a pistol too.”
Teacher:
“Very good, Sophie.”
Johnny:
“Miss, my father isn’t a soldier,
he doesn’t have a suit of blue,
he draws his dole at half past nine,
and he has a pistol too!”
