My wife comes out of the bathroom after her shower ā completely naked ā and walks confidently into the bedroom.
She looks at me and says, āBabe, close the curtains! I donāt want the neighbors to see me naked!ā
I looked up and said, āDonāt worry, honeyā¦ if the neighbors see you naked, theyāll be the ones closing their curtains!ā š
Sometimes, timing really is everything ā and so is knowing when not to say the first thing that comes to mind!
